Thursday, October 30, 2008

Humping dogs!

...they do sit-ups too!

In the late spring, the Tokyo Toy Show was held in Odaiba. I am only now writing a post about it because the toys that were shown there are now hitting the store shelves. Toys like the Humping Dog ! The show is held every year and CScout Japan has great coverage of all the cool things at the show. Well, not all of the cool things. The CScouts must have been too busy covering all of the plastic food toys and plastic flower pots and plastic robots because they missed the Humping Dogs!

Flashback to the spring: I arrived at the Toy Show on a rainy Sunday afternoon. It seems most of the people in Japan under the age 10 were there too. But they seemed rather sedate:
Turns out that they were watching some live action show. There were several going on in different section of the convention hall. A little later on, I saw a smaller venue live action show with this yellow fellow:

Actually Machu Pichu, or whatever his name is, surprised me. I would have expected that this critter would have drawn the larger crowds at the show. I guess my frame of reference is about ten years too late! After peek-a-boo saved the day, I wandered the floor aimlessly until I came across this set of caninetastic technology. Yup. The Humping Dogs:
Actually if you click on the picture to see the larger size, rotate the picture because they were all plugged in via USB ports and acting like they were all in heat. I think it was the best toy at the show, even better than the kissing robot.

So, when I went back to Tokyu Hands (see the previous post) and heard the now familiar sound of these plastic USB dogs, I ran over and got my hands on one that hadn't yet been watching "Lady and the Tramp" nonstop for days. I also grabbed a package of Crunching Dog too, because what dog doesn't like to have six-pack abs!

BathTime Stories I

well, more like a product review!

Recently, I went browsing around in a store called Tokyu Hands and came across the bathroom section. I know, this is not the first time I've blogged about bathrooms here in Tokyo. I came across a product that basically called out to me, "For a hot time, buy me!" The name? Diablo Hot Pepper Bath. Uh huh.

Well, it doesn't actually say "uh huh" on the package but this product seemed so unique that I just had to buy it and try it! So, I bought it. On the back of the package was some Japanese text that refers to the restorative properties from using the product. There is a website for this product too! I had the text translated and I reproduce it for your amusement:
  • 疲労回復(recovery from fatigue)
  •  肩のこり(stiffness of the shoulders)
  •  冷え症(sensitivity to cold)
  •  腰痛(backache)
  •  神経痛(neuralgia)
  •  うちみ(bruise)
  •  しっしん(moist tetter)
  •  リウマチ(rheumatism)
  •  しもやけ(chilblains)
  •  あせも(prickly heat)
  •  荒れ性(?)
  •  くじき(sprain)
  •  ひび(chaps)
  •  あかぎれ(chap)
  •  痔(hemorrhoids)
If the question mark wasn't amusing enough then the word chilblains definitely brings teh funny. Oh, and hemorrhoids, I won't even go there. Actually, I checked and it is supposed to be another word for frostbite. I don't know about you, but if I have frostbite, looking for a hot pepper bath is not on the top of my list! (hmmm. Maybe the one dictionary I consulted had it confused with frostbite You can't say you don't learn things when reading this blog!)

So, what was the "try it" part like? After opening the product, it looked like there was a big orange tea bag in the package. It definitely made the water warmer. There were some subtle hints of orange, which was pleasant enough. Once I got into the bath, it definitely made me feel like I had drunk hot sauce several hours before, and like I had eaten a really spicy Mexican mean about twenty four hours before that. It wasn't a burning sensation, it was more like, well ok, it was a burning sensation, but only for those areas that I alluded too. I splashed my face and my lips felt a slight tingle too. Feeling this tingle, I made sure not to get any water in my eyes. When I came out of the bath, my skin was not red or anything like that, but I did have an overall warm sensation that was more than skin deep.

Yesterday, I went back to Tokyu Hands and bought out the rest of the Diablo Hot Pepper Bath...

Monday, October 27, 2008

Fudgie the Whale

...sorry Greenpeace!

The late Tom Carvel had a great ice cream cake called, "Fudgie the Whale". It was great. Not only was it great tasting ice cream, the commercials for this product still resonate in the recesses of my mind. So with setup in your mind, let me tell you that I went to Asakusa the other day. It is pronounced like "Ah-sox-ah" but you can say it any way you like. Wandering around in this part of Tokyo, I happened across a small shop that had a giant poster of a giant whale. It wasn't Fudgie, but a real whale. Upon closer inspection, the store wasn't selling posters but whale meat! I looked at the frozen section of the store and the food - can I say it is food ?? - and it looked a little bit like beef. I was not heading straight for home, so I passed on the frozen whale. But there where cans of whale meat!


I bought a can and had it for dinner tonight. The whale meat was cooked in some kind of a stew; there was plenty of sauce in the can. It tasted pretty good! There was a kind of sweetness that was reminiscent of certain kinds of sea food that was very pleasant. I don't know how much the sauce contributed to the flavor, but I will have to return to pick up something up from the frozen food section of the store! Now, I wonder if the Japanese have something similar to "Cookie Puss"...

P.S. If you read the wikipedia entry for Tom Carvel, you will know that some people believe that Tom met an untimely death. I don't know if anyone looked at the Greenpeace angle, but that is where I would start.

UPDATE: I can't believe it! Fudgie the Whale is on myspace ! He is a self proclaimed spokeswhale. This beats anything I could write. It's actually depressing to know that a fake whale can write a better blog entry than me. (Checkout Fudgie vs. Elevator for example.)

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Ramen Are The World

...where everybody sings and eats noodles!

There is a small ramen restaurant that I walk past at least twice a day. It has a vending machine out front with menu items to order. After money has been accepted and a selection is made, a small ticket is printed. Unfortunately, the menu has no pictures, and neither does the ticket. Well, there is one picture on the vending machine, but it doesn't appear to be connected with any single item on the menu. The first time I went there, it was a cold, damp day, I was really hungry, and it seemed to be the only restaurant open. I had to pick something on the menu, but what should I order? I decided that choosing the most expensive item on the menu would be a good idea, especially because I was so hungry. I put in 1050 yen, collected my ticket, and handed it to the cook inside. I soon received a large bowl of ramen wih slices of roast pork, a "post-it" size peice of dried seaweed, and a bowl of rice. I enjoyed this meal very much, even though the seaweed tastes better when it is dry. Over the past several months, I would say that I've eaten there about once or twice a week. I think my menu choice strategy turned out to be a one. So, if you have trouble ordering something in a restaurant some day, think about ordering the most expensive item, especially if you cannot read anything on the menu!

Recently, I've noticed that at the same restaurant and with the same ticket, I sometimes only get a bowl of ramen without the rice. It kind of bothered me; if I was ordering the most expensive meal on the menu then I should get all of the meal. However, I never said anything. I wouldn't even know where to begin! It seemed that late at night is when the ramen bowl would be served to me wihout rice and, in the afternoon, I would get the added bowl of rice. In Tokyo, the restaurants generally serve less expensive fare in the afternoon. I thought that, maybe, the late night menu somehow offered less food for the money. Last night, I discovered how very wrong that thought was.

After returning from the movies, I decided that popcorn was not enough of an evening meal, and went to the ramen shop. (I went to see "Wanted." Here's my short review of the film: Who knew being an accountant was such a dangerous profession!) I pushed the button for the same roast pork ramen with rice, gave the ticket to the cook and looked for a chair. Of the seven (!) chairs in the restaurant, six were occupied. I slid into the last chair in the corner. Of course, the ramen came without rice. After finishing my meal, I noticed that the cook was talking with a young couple (OK, maybe they were just friends) and they seemed to know each other. I handed the empty bowl to the cook and said, "Excuse me," in Japanese to the couple. They turned around and asked me where I was from. They were both smiling and the young woman, I'll call her "L", spoke much better English than the young man whom I will refer to as "K". After saying that I was from New York, the couple introduced themselves and said that they were from Korea. They both pointed to the cook, "W", and said he recently came to Japan from China. They were all in Japan, and knew each other because they were all in the same class studying the Japanese language! At this point, "K" starts to sing "We Are The World" and starts to really get into the song. Before it starts to turn into Karaoke Night, "L" asks him to stop singing, or that he sings like a coyote, or maybe his shoelace was untied; I'm not quite sure. K did, however, stop singing and explained that he wanted to learn how to speak better English. I am sure that whatever amount of English K knew, it was because he listened to plenty of American pop songs, especially Michael Jackson. Since L was the most fluent of the three in English, most of the conversion occurred with L and she translated for K. As an interesting side note, I learned that the Koren language doen't really have any Kanji characters, but that the rules of grammar were the same as those of the Japanese language. All of the Kanji that is used in Japan was borrowed from China long ago. I asked them if they came to the ramen shop often; it turns out that they came every Saturday night. I offered to meet everyone again next Saturday, said my goodbyes, and left. As I made my way back home, I suddenly realized that because W was just a student of the Japanese language, he probably never did read the entire menu ticket. And me, not being a student of the Japense language, never did ask about getting a bowl of rice with my ramen. I'll have to change that next week.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Sleeping away the moments that make up a train ride

...the high cost of getting a seat on a train


Late in the night, it is possible to get a seat on a train. Sometimes, though, the price can be too high. Last night, coming home from Kawasaki, I chose to stand even though there was one seat in the car available. Someone else promptly sat down. After a stop or two, the fellow next to him started falling asleep and his head was sliding uncomfortably close to the lucky seat grabber. He turned, stared, but did... nothing. Only when "the sleeper" lurched further, actually leaning on Mr. Lucky, did he use his elbow to push him off. Like a clock pendulum, "the sleeper" leaned against the person on the other side, like you would move closer to a great big pillow. The exasperated look on his face made me lol out loud; I tried to hide my laughs in my left armpit. Silently, this fellow pushed him back to the other side and a look of panic came over Mr. Lucky's face. The next stop was his so he got up as soon as "the sleeper" gently fell on him. The sleeper woke up! He opened up his cell phone to check for messages as another lucky person sat down next to him. Slowly, "the sleeper's" head sank lower and lower until it was clear to me that he had fallen asleep again. And, again, I started to lol out loud.



Update: back in July, I had a similar encounter and wanted to write about it. I did take a picture of "the sleeper" and afterwards, noticed that there was another sleeper in the picture. With apologies to this version of "the sleeper", here it is:


Sunday, October 12, 2008

Minato Citizens' Festival

...yes, thats' how they spelled it!
This weekend, I took a walk to Tokyo Tower. Along the way, I came across a procession of dancers, dancing towards Zojoji temple - it sits next to Tokyo Tower. Actually, there were two sets of dancers and the dancers below were dressed much more colorfully. I think that the person in the front actually winked at me, but she could have been winking at the older gentleman standing next to me who was waving politely.


After watching long enough for a few more pictures and a movie, I made a beeline for the temple. There was, indeed a Minato Citizens' Festival being held! I passed a huge Himalayan Pine Tree that Ulysses S. Grant planted there in 1879 and headed to towards the stage. A group of Japanese singers (a girl band) sang and danced onstage. They were followed, in turn, by a group performing Hawaiian songs, Indian dancers in traditional dress, and a Dixie Land Jazz band. If you look to the right of the following picture, you can see the Indian dancers.



There were many local companies, and government agencies represented there, each giving away some sort of knick-knack, along with ice sculptors, plenty of food vendors, balloon giveaways and paper hat creation stations. Unfortunately, I did not stand in line with six year olds to make a paper hat creation. However, I have already learned how to create an origami Samurai hat and will create a post on this topic soon. (It is cooler than you might think!)


After making my way out of the crowds, I came across another section where there were many more tents. A big green tent extorted everyone to take a pair of tongs along with a green garbage bag and go pick up garbage. If you did so, you were given a new and clean environmentally correct shopping bag. Of course, I wanted one! However, it was a difficult task to find garbage anywhere. Well, there was a garbage receptacle with four sections in it that everyone was using. Aside from that, I couldn't even find a scrap of paper while walking around with tongs in-hand! After wondering if an environmentally correct shopping bag was worth the effort of scouring the barren desert-plains of Tokyo for garbage, I came across an oasis of mess: a dining table with several families finishing up some snacks! Politely saying, "summimesan", or "excuse me", I held open my garbage bag and invited everyone to drop their garbage in it. Success! I also bought a bottle of iced tea, chugged it, and put it in my garbage bag, just for good measure. I would not be accused of sloughing off my civic duty and, besides, did I mention that I really wanted that environmentally correct shopping bag?


As I was leaving the tent, I watched the summer's thrill ride of the year, at least for kids and firemen:




A fireman would take kids for a ride in the cherry picker of the fire truck! I didn't notice anyone crying at the very top, but there were some anxious parents in the crowd! After snapping a few pictures of the ride, I put my camera in my new shopping bag and made my way back home.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Kyoto Calling - U KAI


...I've been away so long...

First, a personal note: I've been back and forth between Tokyo and NY and I've ignored this blog for a while. Leaving the "Kyoto Calling" series as a cliff hanger for so long has left everyone - or at least me - flat. Sorries! If I can remember all of the posts I want to write, I'll have quite a few ready for publication over the next several days. Yes, I know this blog "journal" is filled with personal notes. I just wanted to let the both of you who follow this blog that I apologize for letting it lapse.

Ok. so...
Woke up, got out of bed, wondered if I'd get fed. Made the (tour) bus in minutes flat, found my way to the back and sat right down. Somebody spoke, but I didn't understand... there was no English tour guide on the bus! I didn't figure it was a big problem, since there wasn't much English spoken in Tokyo either. We arrived in the part of Kyoto called Arashamiya. The big touristy thing to do there is watch U Kai, which is what we did after a traditional Japanese dinner. U Kai is the Japanese term for it. Here's the wikipedia page that discuss it. Basically, it is a traditional way of fishing that uses trained cormorant birds. These birds are used by the fishermen instead of bait and tackle! They also have a ring around their necks, so if the cormorant does catch a fish of any appreciable size, it cannot swallow the fish. The fisherman hauls the bird into the boat and makes it spit out the fish! We got on these flat bottom boats and made our way to the middle of the river and... waited until dark. Then the fisherman came by in their boats. I took a picture of the fishermen below:


Actually, I stole that picture from a wikipedia link. Here's a small video of the fishing...

It was really a lot of fun, even if this wasn't a classic fishing tale as told by Hemmingway, or Wolff! After the fishing demonstration was over, we went back to the bus and headed back to my hotel. I didn't get to see any of the fish that did end up getting caught, but it was a lot of fun.